William H.A. Willbond MSM, CD

BILLY’S BACK?

Billy Willbond: Billy’s Back?
Billy, the wayward goat is back among familiar surroundings Wednesday, after enduring a goat-napping from his family's yard on Tuesday. (Story by Sandra McCulloch - Times Colonial Staff Reporter, Canada)They followed fresh tracks through the snow
Where a thief and a little goat did go
Did he rave or did he gloat
When he stole the Billy goat?

Went to the corner of Frew Road
Where a vehicle was used haul the load
The RCMP were on the job
Using their famous tracking dog

Billy was tough and soon enough
The rustler found he was no eater
Neutered he wouldn’t be a
A verile Nannie goat breeder

The very next day Billy got away
Escaping to the Seymour’s
The Sulkuye kids were happy as could be
When Billy came back with the R.C.M.P.

So all you goat thieves take a note
Take care when you steal a Billy goat
You caused a little road rash harm
When you stole Billy from the Sulkuye farm!