William H.A. Willbond MSM, CD

A SATIRICAL CANADIAN ODE TO A CONMAN BLACKHEART

Question: Who’s Black and White and read – all over?
Answer: Ex Canadian, National Embarrassment, Lard Tubby Ebony of Fleet? Or is it a skunk with a diaper rash; an embarrassed zebra; a newspaper baron, or a newspaper?

Oh Conman Oh Conman Oh what have you done?
You were once a bright shining Canadian son!
You gave up your Canadian citizenship - then you became a Brit
Is that what has landed you into such deep pile of sh_t?

You once took the pension monies down at the Dominion Store?
Taking away hard earned futures from Canada’s working poor?
Your bottom line then went from the red to the Black?
But our Fair Canadian Courts made you pay it all back!

They made you a Sir, Sir and you were a 1st knight?
A Lord, so they say, in an American money fight?
You stole USA monies – the Yank’s will put you in jail,
Keep your Order of Canada whilst you are still out on bail?

You are now a Member of a very special bad news crew;
A bigot – hockey pension thief, and now there is you?
I suppose you won’t return and of course you now know why –
Canada can’t take in common criminals who have a known C.N.I.
You will now have the time to write us a brand new book
Be like Tricky Dickie, Call it: “I’m not a crook!”
They say that in jail that you have got to watch out for your bum?
Cover it in the shower or there might be big things to come?

Author’s Note: Inspired by the attached IRICE cartoon (reproduced below) from the Peninsula News Review dated December 19, 2007

IRICE Cartoon of Decdember 19, 2007