William H.A. Willbond MSM, CD

A POLITICALLY CORRECT MERRY FESTIVE SEASON

We can’t have a Merry Christmas
it is not politically correct
we might offend some atheists who live down in Quebec
doze non-believers use francophone reason
it’s not merry Christmas it’s the best o’ the season

Some anglos now say Joyeux Noel
well all of dem can go to hell
we don’t wanna listen to doze priests
‘cause we are now all separatistes

I wanna say I love you all
to my friends who live in Montreal
if your vote is now a separatistick yes
you’ll be gettin nutting from out de Wes

dis country is de world’s best
dats wat we say out in de West
We salute la drapeau, and we stand and cheer
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

et bonne chance mes amis!