William H.A. Willbond MSM, CD


It’s the crowds that they verbally masturbate
Whilst smoothly they equivocate
The little white lies we don’t want to hear
Misleading the public year after year

Weapons of Mass Destruction?
A Commie behind every tree?
Let’s bomb ‘em now and that is how
America will stay free! America will stay free!

The President said I am not a crook
‘Twas written down in Nixon’s book
I never had sex with Miss Lewinsky there
Billy Clinton winked as he smoothed his hair

The Gomery proves that I’m not a thief
I’m the best PM since Dief the Chief
Said Dither about the adscam plunder
That helped Libranos come out from under

Stop equivocating, give us a straight answer
Stop sidestepping truth like a ballet dancer
I think political promises as likely as not
Will never see a chicken in every pot!

Taxes are up and wages are down
The price of gas makes everyone frown
Our politicians continue to laugh
Whilst promising us the fatted calf!

Submitted for the November 2005 IWVPA Club Theme Project, “Equivocate