Mike Subritzky

A SOLDIER’S 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
“Operation Enduring Freedom”

On the first day of Christmas my Sergeant gave to me,
A Rocket Launcher very dirty…

On the second day of Christmas my Sergeant gave to me,
Two Bayonets…

On the third day of Christmas my Sergeant gave to me,
Three M16’s…

On the fourth day of Christmas my Sergeant gave to me,
Four Hand Grenades…

On the fifth day of Christmas my Sergeant gave to me,
Five Claymore Mines…

On the sixth day of Christmas my Sergeant gave to me,
Six Silent Sentries…

On the seventh day of Christmas my Sergeant gave to me,
Seven Shooting Snipers…

On the eighth day of Christmas my Sergeant gave to me,
Eight Abram Tanks…

On the ninth day of Christmas my Sergeant gave to me,
Nine Naked Nurses…

On the tenth day of Christmas my Sergeant gave to me,
Ten Turbaned Terrorists…

On the eleventh day of Christmas my Sergeant gave to me,
Eleven Lecherous Locals…

On the twelfth day of Christmas my Sergeant gave to me,
Twelve Tired Troopers…