Faye Sizemore and Mary E. Rogers

THE RHYME WITHOUT THE REASON

Private parts stuck to the tub
Guns go off with a powerful thud
Hair wax and guns are not related
But rhyming words must be stated
I’m not allowed to bitch and whine
But it’s okay as long as it rhymes
I can talk about the Pope and Jesus Christ
I’m sure a response will be enticed
But just remember when you answer me
Rhyming words we all must see

©Copyright April 21, 2005 by Mary E. Rogers

Oh… gracious sakes… Miss Mary
you shore got wid de program inna hurry
You gotta praise de Lord for de brains in yore haid
and that dey hain’t been stuck to de bathtub instead…

I love it I surely do
That ain’t no lie, it’s really true
I didn’t know you knew hillbilly talk
That really came as quite a shock
Now I must bath and go to bed
And thank the Lord for the brains in my head