Faye Sizemore

RUMSDUMMY’S ADDRESS TO HIS KNIGHTS OF THE MANOR

The mighty Rumsdummy of the Manor
gathered his Knights together
He spoke to one and all… ‘Now guys…
This is war, what does it matter who dies
The amour that was worn has now rusted
but to get the job done you are trusted
The horses are all sick…
else you could have your pick
The lances are broken… as is the mace
but go and fight now… post haste
You are the Manor’s pride… go now quick
fight them on foot today with only a stick
I have decreed that it is so
… this is war… you know… now go’

And so it was decreed…
by Who The Hell Is He…
Are you crazy RumsDummy…
Take a walk through Iraq
and see what you will see…