Russell G. Robison


Eat your eggs without the yolk
They tell me and it’s sad
Stay away from fat because
You know that it is bad

Limit all your proteins
For your liver is a mess
But every time I see a steak
My heart breaks I confess

Watch your starches mister
You are not allowed a sweet
No more sugar in your tea
What’s left for me to eat

You know just what the Doctors said
You’re rotting still inside
Stay away from what you like
That’s everything that’s fried

Watch your salt you fool
You know your kidneys disagree
I’m thinking that this diets
Going to be the death of me