Russell G. Robison

FEARSOME FOURSOME

I saw a fearsome foursome
On the golf course yesterday
And as they passed on by me
I found nothing I could say

There was Monica Lewinski
Next came O.J. Simpson too
Followed by Ted Kennedy
As Bill Clinton followed through

A hooker and a slicer
Plus a water hazard flub
And one who can’t recall
Which hole he’s on to use his club