Kerry “Doc” Pardue

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TONY, OLD MAN

There was an old bloke from Down Under
Instead of tea he drank White Thunder
It gave him some farts and some smelly gas
But for sure – nothing else passed
He got kind of sick and to the doctor he would go
The doctor told him to stop drinking the white piss
He has a fine Sheila named Maria
A fair maiden to be sure
She controls the purse at times
Tony has caused her to curse
So mad she would become that when she stomped
Her foot she would pass some mighty loud gas
Sometimes they would travel to the USA
To visit his daughters and his grandchildren
Who always marvel at his speech
They found it so rare to hear Maria’s sweet speech
And grandpa Tony’s loud laugh and his version
of the Queen’s speech
Dear friend Tony it is your birthday today
Feel free to have a pint or two but stay
Away from the moonshine called White Thunder