Kerry “Doc” Pardue

BERNIE, MY CAREGIVER

We have been friends for so many years
And our age has reached four score and more
You’re still a silly democrat, but I was always much smarter

My teeth are gone; my eyesight has followed my teeth
There’s one thing I can still do quite well is fill my depends with crap
I am so glad you are my care giver Bernie now change me before it dries

It gives me much pleasure to give a democrat his due
Watch out now it’s going to fall inside your shoe
So Bernie, come change me and feed me my soup

Turn on the TV and watch George Bush the 4th
Lead our Country in all its mighty glory
George, his daddy, defeated all the Arabs
Now gas is down to a buck and a half

Author’s Note: Written to Bernie “Doc” Duff – we are on opposite ends of the political spectrum; he being more progressive and me more conservative