John-Ward Leighton CD

GETTING LUCKY, BUM WAD AND NOSE MINING

watching the ads on TV
It’s amazing what you will see
A sweet young thing
announces she needs an oil change
in my salad days
wink, wink, nudge, nudge
that was about getting lucky
the man in the space asks where she heard about him
more wink, wink, nudge, nudge
and with a smile
the sweet young thing can rest assured
she is gonna get f__ked
by a major corporation

a friend tells me
his last argument
with his feminine roommate
was about who was going to pick up fresh
bum wad
at the same time he was
nose mining
so I said I hoped
he hadn’t run out of bum wad
and had washed his hands
loud laughter all around