John-Ward Leighton

BLAH!

what is the real meaning of blah
do da, do da
my ears ring on my old noodle
and the only thing my pen
can do is doodle
my teeth itch
and my stomach prepares
for its next belch
while the nether regions
evacuate in part
to the tuba like tones
of a wake up fart

my armpits hum
and everything I write seems dumb
everything seems out of tune
and like a slightly demented baboon
I sing and howl at the moon
another dumb ass pigeon
has flown into the window net
that just how stupid you can get
but you take the cards you get
on the draw
even when you are feeling
BLAH!