Colin F. Jones

UNARMED MEDIC

Well I was a medic you know,
Up in the hills of Malacca.
We deployed by Belvedere
And a driver busted a “knacker”.
Don’t know why he was with us,
Trucks couldn’t mount the grade,
So most of the drivers not needed
Down in the valley stayed.
This bloke dived on his stretcher,
The steel side bar hitting the jewels,
He could have done it better,
But even the army has its fools.
So I shipped him out on a chopper
Because I didn’t have my medical tools.