Colin F. Jones

THE PERFECT SCAM

What do we do with all the ammo,
The bullets and the shells,
The armoured cars and fighter planes,
The missiles in their cells?
There’s heaps of money sitting there
That never will get spent,
Unless we start a war or two,
We’ll not make a bloody cent.
Hey, what if we just flog a few,
To Cuba or Iran,
Or a country deep in Africa,
We’ll start a war there if we can.
Then we can go in and help them,
Wow what a perfect scam!!