Eileen Breedlove

TEXAS TWISTER AND THE DENTIST

I have a li’l advice to give
To the dentist of Texas Twister.
You can believe I know the facts
‘Cause I am twister’s sister.

You better not hurt her that’s for sure
‘Cause everyone will know!
It won’t be good for business.
Patients in the waiting room will GO!

Ain’t no sense in talking about it
No words will keep her calm.
Just give her gas to make her relax
And get that tooth pullin’ done!

One thing for sure you better not do
Is attempt to strap her down.
‘Cause you won’t remember a single thing
You’ll be laying dead on the ground!

Remember her looks can be deceiving
You might think she’s an easy one.
But if you’re smart you will frisk her down
‘Cause Twister is packin’ a GUN!!!!!