Author Unknown

JINGLE BELLS
(Vietnam War Version)

Dashing thru the mud,
In a jeep that should be junk
Over the fields we go,
All of us are drunk.

Wheels on dirt roads bounce,
Making asses sore
Lord, I’d sooner go to hell,
Than finish out this war!

Oh, jingle bells, mortar shells,
V.C. in the grass
We’ll have no Merry Christmas cheer
Until this year has passed.

Oh, jingle bells, mortar shells,
V.C. in the grass
Take your Merry Christmas cheer
And shove it up your ass!

Jungle bells, mortar shells
VC in the grass;
Take your bamboo Christmas tree
And shove it up your ass!

Dashing thru the sand,
Got no one horse sleigh,
Grease gun in my hand,
Blasting all the way.

I’m hornier than hell,
I’d like to bob some tail,
But VC, man, is number 10,
And Mama San won’t sell.

HO, jingle bells, mortar shells,
Charlie’s in the grass;
Take your bamboo Christmas tree
And shove it up your ASS!